A cook weilding a righteous cleaver

Cook loves to cook. He knows he’s an amazing chef – the world just hasn’t caught up to appreciate his fine tastes like Muskrat in licorice sauce) then one night a zombie burst into his kitchen (as he was readying the morning special of lizard eggs with turnips), a few things happened. The zombie attacked with wild abandon, Cook defended himself with the closest things at hand; a large frying pan and a cleaver. The frying pan proved very effective and what was ultimately dispatched the zombie…unfortunately the battle loosened a large pot rack overhead which fell onto Cook and knocked him unconscious. Upon waking he saw that some of the eggs had broken but in their yolky destruction he saw what he believed to be the twin-tailed comet of Sigmar pointing to the cleaver and frying pan (The knock on the head had also unhinged him somewhat as he lost most of his memory of he previous life; except of course that he is an amazing cook). Now he seeks out the evils of chaos as Sigmar has clearly instructed him to.




Entdeckungsreise durch die fantastische Alte Welt ozymndius